Cry in the beginning so you can smile in the end

animentality:

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equal-pay:

One of the worst results of this is gonna be the idiots using this poor tournament as a means of dragging the USWNT equal pay/advocacy efforts.

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fangypeach:

orgies are so scary what if everyone agrees your hole was mid and you get a bad grade

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morsmoon:

I was checking Barbie’s page on imdb and I saw this and i couldn’t stop laughing.

susiephone:

ken getting arrested alongside barbie after she punches the guy who smacks her ass presents so many possibilities

1. ken saw barbie punch the douchebag and was like “LET’S MAKE THIS A PARTY” and joined in on the smackdown
2. alternatively, the guy’s friends tried to jump in and ken wasn’t having ANY of that
3. ken saw barbie getting shoved into a big car with bright lights on the top and was like “OH BOY! can i come too?? 😊😊” and just kind of tagged along
4. alternatively, he realized what was going on and was like “EXCUSE ME OFFICER i too have committed A Crime so please show me to The Jail with my beautiful girlfriend” so they wouldn’t be separated
5. ken got in trouble for trying to help barbie escape but in his defense no one TOLD him resisting arrest is a crime because no one told him what being arrested or crime is
6. ken didn’t know who these men showing up to take his girlfriend away were, but he could see she was very upset and excuse?? you cannot take barbie away from ken without her permission??? so long story short, ken punched a cop
7. ken fully burned something down earlier and the cops were like “two birds one stone” when they came to get barbie

tawghasa:

One thing that tickled me about the Barbie movie was how Gloria’s husband is (imo) a ‘Real World’ Ken.

We see very little of him in the movie. In both of his scenes, he’s trying to speak/learn Spanish. He does nothing important or if consequence in terms of the plot… But he’s trying to learn a language his wife and daughter speak. He’s not excelling, I’m not even sure if he’s succeeding. But he is kensistently trying.

For all of the 'Real World’ men who are antagonists or opponents to Barbie, El Esposo de Gloria (as he is listed in the credits) has true Kenergy.

completely-static:

go watch Barbie

pizzee:

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

jae-in-a-trenchcoat:

PLEASE they were fucking adorable in the movie, husband be damned

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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